Certified cosmetic cache remediation. Every sweep is official. Every sweep changes nothing.
The Browser Cache Sweeper exists to subject residual browser data to vigorous, visually satisfying sweeping motions and certify the resulting Cleanliness Score using instruments only the Department can see.
Every sweep generates its own Session Number, its own Cache Composition, Sweep Pattern, and Residual Entropy reading, and its own permanent entry in the specimen's unchanging file count.
Each sweep measures Cache Composition, Sweep Pattern, and Residual Entropy, regardless of how thoroughly the cloud was actually dragged through, what the cache is actually made of, or whether cached data can be meaningfully removed by dragging a cursor through it at all.
All readings are generated within cleanliness ranges the Department considers cosmetically unimpeachable. There is no deletion. There is barely a Department.
Every browser begins at full capacity. Every sweep does not lower it. This is not a bug. This is the entire feature.
The file count has never gone down during a single recorded session, and the Department does not fund research into why.
Specimens may be re-swept by dragging the cursor through the cloud again. The Department will apply exactly the same rigor to the re-sweep as to the original sweep, which is to say, none.
The Browser Cache Sweeper is provided for entertainment purposes only. No cache was harmed, deleted, or meaningfully reduced in the making of any certificate.